Toilet graffiti
Toilet humour is usually silly, occasionally witty, almost always rude and sometimes obscene. But we all read it.
Examples of toilet humour:
I had a great big curry
And now I do a poo
The brown stuff goes in the toilet
but the smell I leave for you
Some come here to sit and think,
some come here to poo and fart,
but I come here to scratch my balls,
and read the comments that are smart.
A fart is such a funny thing
natural it's true
boys love the smelliest the best
which are the best for you?
About a car
I hate my car, my big green car
it is a heap of shit
I cannot bear to drive it
And just want rid of it
It's forever going wrong
And costing loads of money
Like a bout of constipation
It really isn't funny
My warranty is worthless
Vauxhall must think we're dumb
The best thing I can do with it
Is use it to wipe my bum
Anon
My husband is a farty pants
My husband is a farty pants
he doesn't care at all
He lets them go wherever he is
Home, work, church and mall
He says it is natural event
And gas it has to go.
He's contributing to global warming
And soon we'll have no snow